Monday, January 28, 2008

White Hart A Roasted!!

The Golfing Society faced an uphill struggle to overcome the White Hart A on their home alley in Olveston on Monday evening.


Taylor (29) and Lewis (12) resumed their partnership hoping to hand on a sizeable lead, but were soon on the slippery slope and lost 19 pins to the home team pair.


However, Tinney (19) and the Bearded Waster (34) did not disappoint and with a magnificent effort handed a 9 pin lead to the anchor pair of Pearce (28) and Pinder (23), who in turn pulled a further 4 pins to bring the Golfing Society home with a comfortable 13 pin lead.

Next weeks match is at home on Thursday versus the First Timers.

Capt. Pinder

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

i say this seems a change from the one star print run?

Anonymous said...

hot news. players fitness worry for capt ponder. repoted to me this very afternoon. the bearded wonder is doubtful for thurs home game, he was seen leaving major medical centre on sticks!!!!!!!!!! could this leave the way open for mr pastry to foce a climbdown. watch this space

Anonymous said...

Ah, I see my regular reader Mr Ed (The Talking Horse)is rumour mongering and up to his usual mischief.

Major medical centre = Cross Hands?

Only valid sick notes will be accepted under the conditions outlined in earlier posts!

Back to your stable Mr Ed!!

Anonymous said...

talking exclusively for this column to the bearded wonder[ fee to be payed out of subs]i can say without fear of contradiction that 'lawers for us' have been contacted,sighting his herculian efforts on monday nights victory.capt pinder was informed on his carrying a big toe nail problem but due to his immovable stance on injuries he was obliged for the teams push to the top to play. my fears that this will cost us dearly and fees running into many figures may force the cancellation of future dinners

Anonymous said...

On receipt of any legal demand I will immediately engage my solicitors Messrs. Su Grabbit and Runne, to issue proceedings against the Talking Horse and his cohorts for:
1)Impersonating a skittles player since the beginning of this season.
2)For feigning illness against team rules.
3)For carrying out a sledging campaign, and character assasinations.
4)Unruly behaviour.
5)Playing pool and darts without due care and attention.

You have been warned!

Capt. Pinder

Anonymous said...

to reply to your biased claims shall we go through one at a time 1]at least i do not prositute myself by selling my dubious talents to other sports for the aged 2]all previus sickness' can be confimed by my private practioner[ full recompence will need to be paid by your good self] 3]what do u mean u second string capt.stand back ur casting a shadow on the alley 4]i was never banned from the catholic club 5]loser

Anonymous said...

As said many many times before:


I MAKE THE RULES


Capt. Pinder

Anonymous said...

def out thurs cant even drive not seeing doc till fri morning

Anonymous said...

that'll teach you not to cut your toenails...........probably just out of reach?????!!!

Capt.Pinder

Anonymous said...

least i got toenails oh cloven hoofed one son of satan

Anonymous said...

Better the Devil you know..........

Anonymous said...

as u are the devil do we realy know you?